Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Horrible Truth About Electric Guitars

"Our guitars are more like clitoris substitutes." -Neil Halstead of Slowdive, NME interview 1991

"Our guitars are more clitoris substitutes than phallus ones. We stroke them in a nicer, gentler way." -Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead, Guitar World interview 1997

Neil and Jonny have spoken. Guitars are clitoris substitutes.

5 comments:

C.M. Nagans said...

bien merci pour le cadeux monsieur

Jessica said...

"The phallus is a cannon symbol." -- Richard Halpern

Patrice said...
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Patrice said...

"You see, the phallus is not the penis itself. It is the representation of." -- John Irwin

oh Hopkins English department.

C.M. Nagans said...

PS:

http://www.northeastindie.com/LWA.htm